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  • Me Toe Horny

    Ya’ know… several years ago, I made a video recording of my husband promising me that every single Sunday, until the day one of us dies, he will give me a solid foot-rub. And I mean a nice, firm foot… Continue reading

    Me Toe Horny
  • Solifoto is NO JOKE. ❤️

    Not too shabby for an almost 36 year-old, but what’s really important about this photo, other than the fact that I can’t believe I actually pulled it off, is that men and women need to understand that we are ALL… Continue reading

    Solifoto is NO JOKE. ❤️
  • Don’t Dare to Wear….

    Happy Saturday! I have the house to myself and our dogs, at least for an hour, so I’m taking this opportunity to reflect on something that completely outraged me…. and it comes courtesy of the cast of the Project Runway… Continue reading

    Don’t Dare to Wear….
  • Happy Singles Awareness Day! <3

    It was bound to happen. I’m just glad Brian was there to fill in the gaps. Continue reading

    Happy Singles Awareness Day! <3
  • Princess Project of San Diego

    Yes, my blog is ridiculously inappropriate, uncomfortably accurate, and most definitely polarizing, but it also has a large readership, which of course makes me beyond happy, each and every day. Putting all that aside, please read the following, and if… Continue reading

    Princess Project of San Diego
  • Instagram – @thefatjewish

    The Fat Jewish is one of my favorites, hand down! 😂😂😂😂 Continue reading

    Instagram – @thefatjewish
  • Cartiquette

    Happy Wednesday! I hate “Hump Day”……It’s too played out. Anyhoo, I had a visit from one of my closest friends yesterday, and unbeknownst to her, she gave me the inspiration for today’s post. This inspiration came from a story she told… Continue reading

  • TAEke That!

    So last night a group of us went to Shelter, and my girl, Andrea, the blondeshell who lives in Boston (for all u hot, single Bostonians), and I were chatting about how upset I was that one of my BFFs,… Continue reading

    TAEke That!