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Pick-up: Elementary School Edition
Well, hidy-ho!!! Fuck – I cannot get that Mr. Hanky song out of my head….. “It’s Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo – small and brown, he comes from you…..” Yep – I’m that mom. I’m the mom who, every morning at the… Continue reading
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25 second sneak peek from Vegas
I have a bajillion photos and videos to sift thru, but I found this quick vid….. more coming soon! What $200 gets u @ XS Continue reading
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Feeling like a proud distant cousin…
All of these DJs are so talented, it’s ridick. But what’s even cooler, is that I’ve also partied with these guys (Scooter back in the early 2000s – fuck, I’m old) & Erick and Gabe more recently, and they’re just… Continue reading
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You Are Beautiful
Good morning, world! I just got home after running some errands, and while checking Facebook, I saw an interesting link about a campaign Dove is promoting called #choosebeautiful. This campaign’s purpose is to encourage women to embrace their beauty. They are… Continue reading
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Why, Hello There, Vagina! Apparently We’ve Never Met….
Hey guys! I know it’s been a little bit since my last post; I’m taking a writer’s vacay, but something happened that was so bizarre that I had to go on a quick vacay from my vacay to share this… Continue reading
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YouTube Channel Is Officially Up
(sigh) I guess there’s no turning back now! Cue. Evil. Laugh. https://youtu.be/oT-z7N12FAE Continue reading
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#mysterious
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Yes, This Really Happened
This was a full year before I actually GOT boobs. My kids sure do love me. ๐ It’s your fault, kids!!!!!!!! U owe daddy an apology. He had to suffer, as well. ๏ปฟ๏ปฟ Continue reading




