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  • Well-Deserved Getaway

    Hey guys. I have a feeling I’ll be posting something tomorrow…. and I have a feeling it’s gonna be juicy. But tonight, I’m hangin’ out with my BFF. 💕 Continue reading

  • Great for Kids

    Best idea ever. Especially for moms with little ones….. or lesbians. Continue reading

  • Poor guy

    Worst case of blue balls I’ve ever seen. Continue reading

  • El Guapo

    Happy Saturday!! This newest post is dedicated to a special group of friends who mean more to me than chocolate milk. And for those of you who’ve known me a while… that’s a pretty big fucking deal. Well, two of… Continue reading

    El Guapo
  • Just F*ing Take It!

    It’s Friday!!! And, I get to see some of my favorite people in the world soon, so I’m gonna make this a quick one. So…. I was at the tanning salon yesterday, getting my “dark” on for tonight’s GTS (Girl Time… Continue reading

  • Jumping Ship

    This post is dedicated to a guy ….. wait. I’m going to stop there and back up a little. Have you ever been in a situation where you happen to meet someone completely randomly, but the chemistry is so immediate that… Continue reading

    Jumping Ship
  • Fergie & The Fire

    Today started like any other day. I took the kids to school, came home, and had my first workout in almost 3 months. After my trainer left, I sat down and 90 seconds later, my phone rang. “Hi, Kate –… Continue reading

  • PMS? More Like MDM….

    “You’re lucky I don’t have scissors nearby, or I would take them and shred all of your ‘precious’ fucking suits.” The calm before the storm. The still waters – the clouds gathering before Hurricane Kate comes to town. There are… Continue reading

    PMS? More Like MDM….
  • Are You Going to Work, Or Are You Going to Twerk?

    Good morning, all! I know it’s been a while since my last post, but this morning, while chatting with my friend, Lisa, I had an epiphany. While searching my brain, trying to think about the next thing to write about, the subject… Continue reading