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  • All Tied Up & Nowhere To Go

    I wasn’t planning on posting again so soon, but there is one question that I was asked that I have been unable to stop thinking about, so I figured, what the hell… As I mentioned in a previous post, I… Continue reading

  • Am I Shopping For Clothes Or a Prostitute?

    I know a lot of you guys are eagerly awaiting my post about my breast augmentation experience, and I can assure you, there WILL be one (I just have to write it) but I feel this subject is a much… Continue reading

    Am I Shopping For Clothes Or a Prostitute?

  • This ATM Has Shitty Fees

    Ok, peeps. This is gonna be a short post, since I’m heavily drugged, and my mind isn’t working at its normal speed. I received a message from a girl named Elodie, and she wants to know what I think about… Continue reading

  • Ask & You Shall Receive….

    I won’t be writing for a bit while I recover, but in case you’re wondering what breast augmentation + a c-section scar revision feels like, please see my response to my friend when asked, “Hey, Kate! How are you feeling… Continue reading

  • DDD….. And No, This Is Not A Cup Size

    So… I had this slumber party recently, and I asked my friends to anonymously write down questions or ideas for my blog. While I was certainly surprised by the number of serious questions I was asked, I was equally elated… Continue reading

  • Ode to Asher

    People often misinterpret what ADHD is, And those who judge such children should mind their own biz. I have a child with ADHD, and let me be perfectly blunt, There’s nothing I’d change, no matter how strange, So think whatever… Continue reading

  • All I Needed Was Cream Cheese

    I can honestly say, that before getting married and having children, going to Target was not high on my agenda, nor was it really ever an “errand” I had to run. Almost everything I needed was at the local grocer,… Continue reading

    All I Needed Was Cream Cheese

  • Hair Does Not Belong There

    I was perusing Facebook this morning, and I read a post about a guy who had gotten hair extensions to make himself look more manly. At first I assumed I had read the sentence incorrectly, so I re-read it, but… Continue reading

  • Looking forward to my next post! Stay tuned!

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  • Honey, I Drunk the Kids

    Since Valentine’s Day is coming up in a couple of days, let me start this by saying, “Happy HUMP Day!” Pun intended. This post is not about romance and love at all, so if you’re looking for a nice, huggable… Continue reading

    Honey, I Drunk the Kids