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Last Night’s Performance (2nd time on stage 🙈)
My 2nd time on stage. I’m seriously on Clouds 9-20 Kate Robinson Standup 11/22/15 Continue reading
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Bonjour la France! Hâte de te voir demain :)
Yes, I am crazy. Yes, I am rocking TMNT…… and NO, I don’t care because…….. I’m going to fuckin’ FRANCE!!!! France or Bust! Continue reading
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You’re Annoying…
What’s up!! I am no longer in a bad mood, BUT…. when I WAS in a bad mood, I wrote about people who should just basically do us all a favor and die. Well, I’m happy to report that the… Continue reading
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I Was In a Bad Mood, Until…..
Oh my God. I am in a really fucking bad mood today. It’s so bad, in fact, that I’m actually laughing, thinking about how pissed off I am. What’s caused such a drastic mood shift, you ask? Absolutely nothing. Seriously… nothing. Sometimes,… Continue reading
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The Freedom Zone
Howdy! Well, well, well…. look who’s back. Since my last couple of posts have been more serious in nature, I decided to change things up and go back to what I know best: being bossy and telling people how to… Continue reading
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LSHILPM
Kids + Honesty = LSHILPM (Laughing So Hard I Literally Peed Myself) In case you’re wondering, LSHILPM is the new “LOL”. It’s just so much easier to type. Continue reading
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The Soli…..Photo
There it is. The photo that changed everything. I say this, because the moment I saw myself, everything inside me DID change. I finally saw myself the way I’d always hoped to. Of course, there’s no way in hell any… Continue reading
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Happy Mother’s Day (To Most of You)
This video was posted on Facebook by a friend of mine, and it’s awesome. Just awesome. Continue reading
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Why Does My Weight Get to Dictate?
Happy Tuesday, everyone! Not for me, though. I think today sucks balls. And I thought yesterday sucked balls, too. Who knows what kind of balls will be sucked tomorrow…. “Damn! Why’s Kate in such a shitty mood? What did Adam… Continue reading
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Pick-up: Elementary School Edition
Well, hidy-ho!!! Fuck – I cannot get that Mr. Hanky song out of my head….. “It’s Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo – small and brown, he comes from you…..” Yep – I’m that mom. I’m the mom who, every morning at the… Continue reading
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You Are Beautiful
Good morning, world! I just got home after running some errands, and while checking Facebook, I saw an interesting link about a campaign Dove is promoting called #choosebeautiful. This campaign’s purpose is to encourage women to embrace their beauty. They are… Continue reading
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Me Toe Horny
Ya’ know… several years ago, I made a video recording of my husband promising me that every single Sunday, until the day one of us dies, he will give me a solid foot-rub. And I mean a nice, firm foot… Continue reading
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Solifoto is NO JOKE. ❤️
Not too shabby for an almost 36 year-old, but what’s really important about this photo, other than the fact that I can’t believe I actually pulled it off, is that men and women need to understand that we are ALL… Continue reading
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Don’t Dare to Wear….
Happy Saturday! I have the house to myself and our dogs, at least for an hour, so I’m taking this opportunity to reflect on something that completely outraged me…. and it comes courtesy of the cast of the Project Runway… Continue reading
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Happy Singles Awareness Day! <3
It was bound to happen. I’m just glad Brian was there to fill in the gaps. Continue reading
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Princess Project of San Diego
Yes, my blog is ridiculously inappropriate, uncomfortably accurate, and most definitely polarizing, but it also has a large readership, which of course makes me beyond happy, each and every day. Putting all that aside, please read the following, and if… Continue reading
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Instagram – @thefatjewish
The Fat Jewish is one of my favorites, hand down! 😂😂😂😂 Continue reading
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Cartiquette
Happy Wednesday! I hate “Hump Day”……It’s too played out. Anyhoo, I had a visit from one of my closest friends yesterday, and unbeknownst to her, she gave me the inspiration for today’s post. This inspiration came from a story she told… Continue reading
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TAEke That!
So last night a group of us went to Shelter, and my girl, Andrea, the blondeshell who lives in Boston (for all u hot, single Bostonians), and I were chatting about how upset I was that one of my BFFs,… Continue reading
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Katespeare… To Offend or Not to Offend ~ That is the Question
It’s Friday! Good morning, world. I’m not sure if today’s post will be humorous or serious. I guess I’ll decide that, as I write. I received a comment or two under my post, “This is Me”, and I encourage all… Continue reading
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This is Me
I’ve done my best to attempt to remain as anonymous as possible to those who obviously don’t already know me, but then someone pointed out that if u type kater79 in Google, pics show up anyway. So here I am,… Continue reading
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The Top 5 Things I’ve Come To Terms With In 2014
Happy last day of the year, everyone. I pretty much write all of my blog posts on the fly, and this one shall be no different, so my “jumps in logic” may or may not make sense, and you know what?… Continue reading
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All I Needed Was Cream Cheese
I can honestly say, that before getting married and having children, going to Target was not high on my agenda, nor was it really ever an “errand” I had to run. Almost everything I needed was at the local grocer,… Continue reading
Kate, Seriously 