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Last Night’s Performance (2nd time on stage π)
My 2nd time on stage. I’m seriously on Clouds 9-20 Kate Robinson Standup 11/22/15 Continue reading
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A 1st Time For Everything
I can’t believe I finally did it, but I did. We don’t have video of my “set” <– I can say that now (eeeeek), but we made a video discussion at home afterwards, and I was still pumped full of… Continue reading
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I’m Sorry… Could You Please Repeat That? Part I
Well, howdy do!!! I know, I know… It’s been a minute since my last real post. I don’t count photos as posts, and why the hell am I even wasting precious key-tapping sounds explaining myself?! We all know why you’re really here…..… Continue reading
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Gimme Dat Nut…..job.
Don’t ask… I don’t have an answer. I was ill and missed out on my dear friend’s Straight Outta Compton party, so this is my way of making it up to her…. Love you, Ace & Dawn!!!!!!! And I apologize,… Continue reading
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The Sadness Is Real, Y’all βπΌοΈ
Can someone please bring me a tissue? I’m seriously depressed. Continue reading
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Fuck This Shit.
Hey hey hey! I’m back from France and I will probably be doing a post on that soon, but today something of extreme importance came up, and I must get it out before it consumes my soul!!!!! Whoa…… that was fucking… Continue reading
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You’re Annoying…
What’s up!! I am no longer in a bad mood, BUT…. when I WAS in a bad mood, I wrote about people who should just basically do us all a favor and die. Well, I’m happy to report that the… Continue reading
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Solifoto-genicΒ (w/help, of course)!
I was recently told I was “no spring chicken.” I said, “You’re right. I’ll be 36 in a couple of weeks. I’m a fucking hot wing.” Chick in the Pic: Me! (pun intended) @highasakate1 Photography: Laura Bravo-Mertz @ Solifoto… Continue reading
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I Was In a Bad Mood, Until…..
Oh my God. I am in a really fucking bad mood today. It’s so bad, in fact, that I’m actually laughing, thinking about how pissed off I am. What’s caused such a drastic mood shift, you ask? Absolutely nothing. Seriously… nothing. Sometimes,… Continue reading
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The Freedom Zone
Howdy! Well, well, well…. look who’s back. Since my last couple of posts have been more serious in nature, I decided to change things up and go back to what I know best: being bossy and telling people how to… Continue reading
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LSHILPM
Kids + Honesty = LSHILPM Β (Laughing So Hard I Literally Peed Myself) In case you’re wondering, LSHILPM isΒ the new “LOL”. It’s just so much easier to type. Continue reading
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The Soli…..Photo
There it is. The photo that changed everything. I say this, because the moment I saw myself, everything inside me DID change. I finally saw myself the way I’d always hoped to. Of course, there’s no way in hell any… Continue reading
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Officer Down – May 17, 2015
Today is Sunday, May 24, 2015. The weather is overcast and cool, and it’s definitely one of those days where the video games will get a lot of use…. Funny thing – this was also the case exactly one week… Continue reading
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Happy Mother’s Day (To Most of You)
This video was posted on Facebook by a friend of mine, and it’s awesome. Just awesome. Continue reading
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Why Does My Weight Get to Dictate?
Happy Tuesday, everyone! Not for me, though. I think today sucks balls. And I thought yesterday sucked balls, too. Who knows what kind of balls will be sucked tomorrow…. “Damn! Why’s Kate in such a shitty mood? What did Adam… Continue reading
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Pick-up: Elementary School Edition
Well, hidy-ho!!! Fuck – I cannot get that Mr. Hanky song out of my head….. “It’s Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo – small and brown, he comes from you…..” Yep – I’m that mom. I’m the mom who, every morning at the… Continue reading
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You Are Beautiful
Good morning, world! I just got home after running some errands, and while checking Facebook, I saw an interesting link about a campaign Dove is promoting called #choosebeautiful. This campaign’s purpose is to encourage women to embrace their beauty. They are… Continue reading
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Yes, This Really Happened
This was a full year before I actually GOT boobs. My kids sure do love me. π It’s your fault, kids!!!!!!!! U owe daddy an apology. He had to suffer, as well. ο»Ώο»Ώ Continue reading
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Me Toe Horny
Ya’ know… several years ago, I made a video recording of my husband promising me that every single Sunday, until the day one of us dies, he will give me a solid foot-rub. And I mean a nice, firm foot… Continue reading
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Solifoto is NO JOKE. β€οΈ
Not too shabby for an almost 36 year-old, but what’s really important about this photo, other than the fact that I can’t believe I actually pulled it off, is that men and women need to understand that we are ALL… Continue reading
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Don’t Dare to Wear….
Happy Saturday! I have the house to myself and our dogs, at least for an hour, so I’m taking this opportunity to reflect on something that completely outraged me…. and it comes courtesy of the cast of the Project Runway… Continue reading
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Happy Singles Awareness Day! <3
It was bound to happen. I’m just glad Brian was there to fill in the gaps. Continue reading
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Princess Project of San Diego
Yes, my blog is ridiculously inappropriate, uncomfortably accurate, and most definitely polarizing, but it also has a large readership, which of course makes me beyond happy, each and every day. Putting all that aside, please read the following, and if… Continue reading
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Instagram – @thefatjewish
The Fat Jewish is one of my favorites, hand down! ππππ Continue reading
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Cartiquette
Happy Wednesday! I hate “Hump Day”……It’s too played out. Anyhoo, I had a visit from one of my closest friends yesterday, and unbeknownst to her, she gave me the inspiration for today’sΒ post. This inspiration came from a story she told… Continue reading
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Let’s Stirrup Some Trouble!
Chanello! God, I love Clueless. I also love Dazed & Confused, The Negotiator, Taken, any John Hughes movie… the list goes on and on. But you want to know what I really love? Pap smears! Aren’t they the greatest? I recently… Continue reading
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Friends & Frauds
Happy Monday – and I mean it when I say “happy”, because all 3 of my kids are in camp for the next 2 hours so I get to pee alone!!! Wait – did I say pee? I meant be….… Continue reading
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El Guapo
Happy Saturday!! This newest post is dedicated to a special group of friends who mean more to me than chocolate milk. And for those of you who’ve known me a while… that’s a pretty big fucking deal. Well, two of… Continue reading
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Fergie & The Fire
Today started like any other day. I took the kids to school, came home, and had my first workout in almost 3 months. After my trainer left, I sat down and 90 seconds later, my phone rang. “Hi, Kate –… Continue reading
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PMS? More Like MDM….
“You’re lucky I don’t have scissors nearby, or I would take them and shred all of your ‘precious’ fucking suits.” The calm before the storm. The still waters – the clouds gathering before Hurricane Kate comes to town. There are… Continue reading
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All I Needed Was Cream Cheese
I can honestly say, that before getting married and having children, going to Target was not high on my agenda, nor was it really ever an “errand” I had to run. Almost everything I needed was at the local grocer,… Continue reading
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Honey, I Drunk the Kids
Since Valentine’s Day is coming up in a couple of days, let me start this by saying, “Happy HUMP Day!” Pun intended. This post is not about romance and love at all, so if you’re looking for a nice, huggable… Continue reading
Kate, Seriously 