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Don’t Dare to Wear….
Happy Saturday! I have the house to myself and our dogs, at least for an hour, so I’m taking this opportunity to reflect on something that completely outraged me…. and it comes courtesy of the cast of the Project Runway… Continue reading
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Happy Singles Awareness Day! <3
It was bound to happen. I’m just glad Brian was there to fill in the gaps. Continue reading
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Princess Project of San Diego
Yes, my blog is ridiculously inappropriate, uncomfortably accurate, and most definitely polarizing, but it also has a large readership, which of course makes me beyond happy, each and every day. Putting all that aside, please read the following, and if… Continue reading
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Instagram – @thefatjewish
The Fat Jewish is one of my favorites, hand down! 😂😂😂😂 Continue reading
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Cartiquette
Happy Wednesday! I hate “Hump Day”……It’s too played out. Anyhoo, I had a visit from one of my closest friends yesterday, and unbeknownst to her, she gave me the inspiration for today’s post. This inspiration came from a story she told… Continue reading
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TAEke That!
So last night a group of us went to Shelter, and my girl, Andrea, the blondeshell who lives in Boston (for all u hot, single Bostonians), and I were chatting about how upset I was that one of my BFFs,… Continue reading
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Teachers
Dear World, Growing up and going to school, I often found myself at the other end of a scolding session or parent meeting with the principal, due to my hyperactivity and refusal to stand down when I felt my teacher or… Continue reading
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Auschwitz – Never Forget
There’s a strong likelihood that I will be dedicating an entire blog post to the idea of what the world of today thinks is the true meaning of “tolerance.” But for now, I think it’s of extreme importance to acknowledge… Continue reading
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Katespeare… To Offend or Not to Offend ~ That is the Question
It’s Friday! Good morning, world. I’m not sure if today’s post will be humorous or serious. I guess I’ll decide that, as I write. I received a comment or two under my post, “This is Me”, and I encourage all… Continue reading
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Erik Skoldberg – Artist Extraordinaire
Another extremely talented artist whom I feel privileged to call our friend. For inquiries, please email him at info@erikskoldberg.com Erik Skoldberg Continue reading
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#VisualAid
No forgiveness required. 😈😂😘 If u need an explanation, please see my recent post entitled, “The Top 5 Things I Came to Terms With in 2014”. Continue reading
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You Are Enough – Prologue
I’ll be posting about this topic at some point, but for now, just read and digest. Continue reading
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This is Me
I’ve done my best to attempt to remain as anonymous as possible to those who obviously don’t already know me, but then someone pointed out that if u type kater79 in Google, pics show up anyway. So here I am,… Continue reading
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The Top 5 Things I’ve Come To Terms With In 2014
Happy last day of the year, everyone. I pretty much write all of my blog posts on the fly, and this one shall be no different, so my “jumps in logic” may or may not make sense, and you know what?… Continue reading
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Helen….. Key-ler?
So….. I’m at the airport earlier, and I find this key on a counter, so I turn it in…. and the guy takes it, looks at it and suggests, WITH confidence, that this key I found has Braille on it.… Continue reading
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Happy Hanukkah!!!!!! (Amazing Parody)
This is not a post…. it’s better. http://youtu.be/NoHp2Rq8sMI Continue reading
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Pay Attention: Part Two
Well, well, well. Who the fuck knew? I’ve discovered that…. I have a lot of male readers – yay I have an innate urge to learn more about the male perspective – duh There are many more things that I apparently… Continue reading
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Since Enough of You Assed….
She was new to town. She was nervous, anxious, excited, and scared, but she knew in her heart this was the right move. It had only been two weeks since she’d accepted the position, and she was already anticipating the… Continue reading
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Hungry, Hungry Hip-Hoes!
Hello, Thursday! Now if you don’t mind, I’d like to politely ask you to move your ass to the left so Friday can cut in line. So…as you know, this past weekend I dumbassedly (no – not a real word,… Continue reading
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I Already Know I’m Going to Regret This
I’m gonna be blogging in the next few days. In the meantime, please feel free to enjoy this short video of me making an absolute ass of myself last night @ Parq. I’m An Idiot. And I Love It. Continue reading
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Taking a Leap of Insanity!
I was at a friend’s house today and she literally inspired me…. stay “tuned”. Ahhhhhh! Continue reading
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Some Girls Just Suck at Being Friends
The boys are out of school for two weeks. My downstairs is in a current state of utter chaos. I haven’t bathed in a long time, and I am currently battling a cold, so today is probably the worst day to… Continue reading
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Solifoto
Laura Bravo Mertz 💕 Remember her name. Solifoto Photography Continue reading
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Pay Attention When It’s “At Attention” Part I
Man, it’s been way too long since my last post. I’ve been preoccupied with wife and mommy duties… and doodies. Having said that, I have to tell you that I read a hilarious article yesterday, detailing many of the things women hate… Continue reading
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Let’s Stirrup Some Trouble!
Chanello! God, I love Clueless. I also love Dazed & Confused, The Negotiator, Taken, any John Hughes movie… the list goes on and on. But you want to know what I really love? Pap smears! Aren’t they the greatest? I recently… Continue reading
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Vertical Smile Ain’t Eatin’ For Awhile
Oh boy. I can already tell that I’m going to offend some people by writing this blog, which actually gives me the giggles…. Hell + Handbasket = Yours Truly….. So….lately I’ve been seeing a lot of different “Challenges” in my Facebook… Continue reading
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A Novel Idea
Hello, everyone. I must admit that I was beyond shocked, flattered and scared shitless by all of the great feedback I received after my post entitled, “Let’s Be An Author (Take 1)”. As such, I have decided to do something… Continue reading
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To Have Kids or Not To Have Kids….
Man, I sure do love the rain. There are so many things about rain that remind me of the simple joys and pleasures in life. Rain takes me back to my early childhood, when my friends and I would have contests to… Continue reading
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Friends & Frauds
Happy Monday – and I mean it when I say “happy”, because all 3 of my kids are in camp for the next 2 hours so I get to pee alone!!! Wait – did I say pee? I meant be….… Continue reading
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Platform Three & Three-Quarters
Hey hey! Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend – hopefully this post doesn’t ruin it. I just had a conversation with a pretty cool chick, and during the conversation, I had a flashback that I feel is necessary, for the greater… Continue reading
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Well-Deserved Getaway
Hey guys. I have a feeling I’ll be posting something tomorrow…. and I have a feeling it’s gonna be juicy. But tonight, I’m hangin’ out with my BFF. 💕 Continue reading
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Great for Kids
Best idea ever. Especially for moms with little ones….. or lesbians. Continue reading
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Poor guy
Worst case of blue balls I’ve ever seen. Continue reading
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El Guapo
Happy Saturday!! This newest post is dedicated to a special group of friends who mean more to me than chocolate milk. And for those of you who’ve known me a while… that’s a pretty big fucking deal. Well, two of… Continue reading
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Just F*ing Take It!
It’s Friday!!! And, I get to see some of my favorite people in the world soon, so I’m gonna make this a quick one. So…. I was at the tanning salon yesterday, getting my “dark” on for tonight’s GTS (Girl Time… Continue reading
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Jumping Ship
This post is dedicated to a guy ….. wait. I’m going to stop there and back up a little. Have you ever been in a situation where you happen to meet someone completely randomly, but the chemistry is so immediate that… Continue reading
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Fergie & The Fire
Today started like any other day. I took the kids to school, came home, and had my first workout in almost 3 months. After my trainer left, I sat down and 90 seconds later, my phone rang. “Hi, Kate –… Continue reading
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PMS? More Like MDM….
“You’re lucky I don’t have scissors nearby, or I would take them and shred all of your ‘precious’ fucking suits.” The calm before the storm. The still waters – the clouds gathering before Hurricane Kate comes to town. There are… Continue reading
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Are You Going to Work, Or Are You Going to Twerk?
Good morning, all! I know it’s been a while since my last post, but this morning, while chatting with my friend, Lisa, I had an epiphany. While searching my brain, trying to think about the next thing to write about, the subject… Continue reading
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All Tied Up & Nowhere To Go
I wasn’t planning on posting again so soon, but there is one question that I was asked that I have been unable to stop thinking about, so I figured, what the hell… As I mentioned in a previous post, I… Continue reading
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Am I Shopping For Clothes Or a Prostitute?
I know a lot of you guys are eagerly awaiting my post about my breast augmentation experience, and I can assure you, there WILL be one (I just have to write it) but I feel this subject is a much… Continue reading
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This ATM Has Shitty Fees
Ok, peeps. This is gonna be a short post, since I’m heavily drugged, and my mind isn’t working at its normal speed. I received a message from a girl named Elodie, and she wants to know what I think about… Continue reading
Kate, Seriously 