high as a kate

  • Anxiety

    Hello, world. I know its been a few months since my last post – the holidays were crazy, per the usual, and then the next thing I knew, I woke up and it’s Leap Year. It’s interesting that I’m choosing… Continue reading

    Anxiety
  • Tonight’s Performance

       Such a fun time making people laugh and hanging out with friends. Who could ask for more? OMG – forget that cheeseball of thunder!!! But watch the video, if you want to. It’s on my Kate, Seriously page on Facebook. Continue reading

    Tonight’s Performance
  • A 1st Time For Everything

    I can’t believe I finally did it, but I did. We don’t have video of my “set” <– I can say that now (eeeeek), but we made a video discussion at home afterwards, and I was still pumped full of… Continue reading

    A 1st Time For Everything
  • I’m Sorry… Could You Please Repeat That? Part I

    Well, howdy do!!! I know, I know… It’s been a minute since my last real post. I don’t count photos as posts, and why the hell am I even wasting precious key-tapping sounds explaining myself?! We all know why you’re really here…..… Continue reading

    I’m Sorry… Could You Please Repeat That? Part I
  • Gimme Dat Nut…..job.

    Don’t ask… I don’t have an answer. I was ill and missed out on my dear friend’s Straight Outta Compton party, so this is my way of making it up to her…. Love you, Ace & Dawn!!!!!!! And I apologize,… Continue reading

    Gimme Dat Nut…..job.
  • The Sadness Is Real, Y’all βœŒπŸΌοΈ

    Can someone please bring me a tissue? I’m seriously depressed.   http://youtu.be/gLscVv2Rce0   Continue reading

    The Sadness Is Real, Y’all βœŒπŸΌοΈ
  • Fuck This Shit.

    Hey hey hey! I’m back from France and I will probably be doing a post on that soon, but today something of extreme importance came up, and I must get it out before it consumes my soul!!!!! Whoa…… that was fucking… Continue reading

    Fuck This Shit.
  • Nice….. Balance?

    Sure! I’ll take a salt water, on the rocks….. literally.  πŸ˜†    Continue reading

    Nice….. Balance?
  • My Love Affair w/Nice

    Hey guys, I’ll be in Nice for the next 2 days, so email me or comment with any suggestions of hidden gems in or around the area…..Merci!           βœŒπŸΌοΈπŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ’‹ kate@highasakate.com     Continue reading

    My Love Affair w/Nice
  • Bonjour la France! HΓ’te de te voir demain :)

    Yes, I am crazy. Yes, I am rocking TMNT…… and NO, I don’t care because…….. I’m going to fuckin’ FRANCE!!!!     France or Bust! Continue reading

    Bonjour la France! HΓ’te de te voir demain :)
  • You’re Annoying…

    What’s up!! I am no longer in a bad mood, BUT…. when I WAS in a bad mood, I wrote about people who should just basically do us all a favor and die. Well, I’m happy to report that the… Continue reading

    You’re Annoying…
  • Solifoto-genicΒ (w/help, of course)!

    I was recently told I was “no spring chicken.” I said, “You’re right. I’ll be 36 in a couple of weeks. I’m a fucking hot wing.”   Chick in the Pic: Me!  (pun intended) @highasakate1 Photography: Laura Bravo-Mertz @ Solifoto… Continue reading

    Solifoto-genicΒ (w/help, of course)!
  • Katespeare… To Offend or Not to Offend ~ That is the Question

    It’s Friday! Good morning, world. I’m not sure if today’s post will be humorous or serious. Β I guess I’ll decide that, as I write. I received a comment or two under my post, “This is Me”, and I encourage all… Continue reading

    Katespeare… To Offend or Not to Offend ~ That is the Question
  • Let’s Stirrup Some Trouble!

    Chanello! God, I love Clueless. I also love Dazed & Confused, The Negotiator, Taken, any John Hughes movie… the list goes on and on. But you want to know what I really love? Pap smears! Aren’t they the greatest? I recently… Continue reading

    Let’s Stirrup Some Trouble!
  • El Guapo

    Happy Saturday!! This newest post is dedicated to a special group of friends who mean more to me than chocolate milk. And for those of you who’ve known me a while… that’s a pretty big fucking deal. Well, two of… Continue reading

    El Guapo
  • PMS? More Like MDM….

    “You’re lucky I don’t have scissors nearby, or I would take them and shred all of your ‘precious’ fucking suits.” The calm before the storm. The still waters – the clouds gathering before Hurricane Kate comes to town. There are… Continue reading

    PMS? More Like MDM….
  • All I Needed Was Cream Cheese

    I can honestly say, that before getting married and having children, going to Target was not high on my agenda, nor was it really ever an “errand” I had to run. Almost everything I needed was at the local grocer,… Continue reading

    All I Needed Was Cream Cheese