I wasn’t planning on posting again so soon, but there is one question that I was asked that I have been unable to stop thinking about, so I figured, what the hell… As I mentioned in a previous post, I… Continue reading

Ok, peeps. This is gonna be a short post, since I’m heavily drugged, and my mind isn’t working at its normal speed. I received a message from a girl named Elodie, and she wants to know what I think about… Continue reading

I won’t be writing for a bit while I recover, but in case you’re wondering what breast augmentation + a c-section scar revision feels like, please see my response to my friend when asked, “Hey, Kate! How are you feeling… Continue reading

So… I had this slumber party recently, and I asked my friends to anonymously write down questions or ideas for my blog. While I was certainly surprised by the number of serious questions I was asked, I was equally elated… Continue reading

People often misinterpret what ADHD is, And those who judge such children should mind their own biz. I have a child with ADHD, and let me be perfectly blunt, There’s nothing I’d change, no matter how strange, So think whatever… Continue reading

I was perusing Facebook this morning, and I read a post about a guy who had gotten hair extensions to make himself look more manly. At first I assumed I had read the sentence incorrectly, so I re-read it, but… Continue reading

Nothing sucks more in the blogosphere than writing a post, only to have it magically disappear on you. UGH! Now I’m pissed and will take it out on my NEXT post. Continue reading

Ahhhhhh, friends. I love my friends. And as I have gotten older and wiser, so has my taste in choosing friends. When I was in my 20s, I gauged my validity as a human being solely on the number of… Continue reading

Happy Monday, everyone! And by “happy”, I really mean “defeated”, so let’s try this again. Defeated Monday, everyone! Hmmm… doesn’t have QUITE the same ring to it. Anyhoo, today’s post is dedicated to all of my girlfriends who have texted… Continue reading

A few weeks ago, I was hanging out with a girlfriend, and we were discussing the best topic ever – sex. Sex talk provides an endless supply of fodder, and it is a topic full of adjectives. Sex can be… Continue reading

Good morning, all! While I would never pretend to be an advice columnist, I’m always more than happy to answer questions or dole out advice, but for your own mental health, I would strongly advise that you don’t follow it.… Continue reading

If you read my first post, then you are painfully aware that my breasts, which at one time resembled a sorority sister’s selfie, now look like tube socks with 8-balls at the bottom. Yes, I have used this comparison many… Continue reading

Ahhhh….. I lost count many eons ago of how many times I have successfully implanted my foot into my mouth, and today was just another notch on my belt. I had just finished getting my hair done by an AMAZING… Continue reading

Ok – now that I have cemented the most fucked-up sleeping routine for the kids, which will be SO MUCH FUN to undo, let me bring y’all up to speed on what’s been going on today. Wow – that sounded… Continue reading

Day 4 with 3 sick kids, and coincidentally, it’s also my 4th consecutive visit to the doc to get this shit-show on the road. By the end of the appointment, I was so depleted with the will to go on,… Continue reading

Well – based on what I’ve read, apparently I’m a good lay! I really appreciate everyone’s positive feedback, but I was kind of hoping at least one person would tell me I suck, so I could simply respond with, “Your… Continue reading

Today is Wednesday, January 22, 2014, and I’m currently on day 3 at home with 3 sick children. For some reason, they picked Sunday to practice the idea that “sharing is caring”, because they all have ear infections, and 66%… Continue reading